3 Men were sentenced to 25 years of solitary confinement. As a concession, the governer allowed each of them to take one item into his cell.

The first guy asked for a pile of books; the second for his wife; the third asked for 100 cartons of cigarettes.

At the end of the 25 years, the first prisoner was released and said: "Those books proved immensely invaluable. I've studied so hard I can now train to be a lawyer. I'm really happy."

The second man stepped out of his cell, with his wife and 5 new children. He smiled, "My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I'm so happy."

And the third guy said: "Anybody got a match?"