Mother in Law Problem

Dave was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend, Adam, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's my mother-in-law," Dave replied, while shaking his head sadly. "I have a real problem with her."

"Cheer up," Adam said. "Everybody's got problems with their mother-in-law."

"Yeah, sure," Dave answered. "But not everybody gets theirs pregnant!"