Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.

The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank, stopped the car and said to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," replied Buffie.

Buffie went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway car. One minute passed...three minutes pass...seven minutes pass... and Judy was really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffie. She had a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.

About the time she got the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he was firing his weapon.

As the gals are getting away, Judy yelled, "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Buffie said, "I did. I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot!" snapped Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said, 'Tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!'"