One morning a blonde girl walks into the local barber shop and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says "Well Miss, I can't cut your hair with those head-phones on. You're going to have to take them off."

She shakes her head vigorously and replies "No, if I take them off, I will die."

The man puts his hands on his hips and rips them off of her head. Suddenly, the blonde girl falls to the floor and dies. Shocked, the man picked up the headphones.

All he heard was "Breathe in, breathe out, breath in."