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Redneck Sex Test
1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
4. Vagina is a medical term used
to describe a Heart Attack.
5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
7. Semen is a term for sailors.
8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
12. Masturbate is used to catch large
fish.
13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
15. An umbilical chord is part of
a parachute.
16. A condom is a large apartment
complex.
17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies
a church choir.
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet
pickle.
20. An erection is when Japanese
people vote.
21. A lesbian is a person from the
Middle East.
22. Sodomy is a special land of fast
growing grass.
23. Pornography is the business of
making records.
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish
origin.
25. Douche is the French word for
"twelve".
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