1. You shall not sneak out of the house when your parents are asleep
(Why wait so long?)

2. You shall not lie to your parents
(Just give the truth a little twist)

3. You shall not steal from gas stations
(Mega-stores have better choices)

4. You shall not get arrested for vandalism
(Total destruction has bigger effect)

5. You shall not steal from your parents
(Everyone knows that grandmother has more)

6. You shall not join a fight
(Only start them)

7. You shall not skip math lessons
(Just skip the whole day instead)

8. You shall not party every weekend
(There is five weekdays as well)

9. You shall not steal a bike
(Take a car!)

10. You shall not help old ladies cross the road
(Just leave them in the middle)