We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons" where :) means a smile and :( means a frown.

Well, here are some "ass-cons".

(_!_) a regular ass
(___!___) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
�{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_0_) an ass that's been more around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a sleepy ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_?_) dumbass